- Always do a Courtesy Flush. Your wife or partner doesn't want to smell your stink. What the hell makes you think anyone else wants to smell it? You are not some child that just got potty trained. Or are you just so damn proud that you can use the adult toilet. So, quit simmering in your stinky crap and do a Courtesy Flush!! Dammit!
- Never talk on the cell phone when your are taking a dump! Nobody wants to hear your conversion while your savoring your stinky shit. That we Don't want to smell!! Shut the F-up and Flush!
- Always Flush after dumping. It is not a work of art. You can recreate it again. Flush the damn thing. And Always use toilet paper! Unless you're a dog. Then lick your ass your lazy son of a bitch
How do I know that you did not use toilet paper? Because there were two new rolls of toilet paper in the stall. And the python of a turd that you left in the toilet did not have any toilet paper with it! Or did you put the dirty paper in your pocket? You idiot with the dirty ass.
These rules are good to use for any restrooms.
This rant is brought to you because somebody is not properly house broken. This bathroom is in an executive office environment. All the men that use this restroom are college educated . This was not in some rat hole of a service station. And it was one too many turds that were in my crappy day. So, I had to say something.
see ya,
dog gone
Dogman707
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