Things a Son-in-law shouldn't say to His Father-in-law

Son-in-law, "Have you seen my package?"

Father-in-law with puzzled look on his face, "No and I don't need to see your package."

Son-in-law, "No, not that! I order something from Amazon and it suppose to arrive today."

Father-in-law, " At least you dream big small fry."

Son-in-law, "Aggghhhh! You know what I mean."

Father-in-law with a smirk on his face, "Welcome to the family son."

(Your in-laws maybe old, but they wrote the book on being a smart ass. Oh now your part of the family. Also, your Father-in law Never Ever wants to see your package.)