What are They Talking About????

Part I

Two guys walking out of the restroom:

First guy, "Man I didn't like how it felt in my hand. It was too large."

Second guy, "Yeah its like a hand cannon. Hard to hold."

Third guy gives them a strange look as he is going into the restroom.

Third guy says out loud. "What was that about?"

Fourth guy standing at the urinal laughing while he is looking down.

Was he laughing at what he was looking down at or the comments.

Translation: The two guys were talking about guns; different types of pistols.
Yes firearms.
Fourth guy was not laughing about what was in his hand, but the puzzlement of the third guy.

Part II

A guy walks into the office room were three other guys are at first thing in the morning.

He says to one of the guys, " Hey I saw a Viagra commercial this weekend
 that reminded my of you."

Room went dead silent.

I'm not even going to try and translate that. 

Careful what you say and be careful what you hear. It might not be what you think it is.

A Penny for Your Thought

Scraggly Santa, "You sir one penny, just one."
Frank, "No thank you not today."
Scraggly Santa, " A penny or two will certainly be good news to somebody out there."
Frank replied, "Ump, I guarantee one penny won't do any good."
Scraggly Santa, "Of course it will Frank that's why they call it change."

From Yes, Virginia - CBS Special

Third Quote

"You know you are old when you are in the shop(doctors' office) for maintenance more than your car is."

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Another Quote

"You  are old when you have more 
doctors than friends in your cell
phone's contact list."

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A Quote

"Cream is not the only thing that
floats to the top. Sometimes turds
float.

My boss congratulating me when I broke a company record.

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A Contradiction

"Love is not a feeling, but an action.

Perform an act of Love for someone and someone will feel Love"

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Rhetorical question

Man has tried to define Love. There are many definitions of Love.

The real question is.

What is your definition of Love?

Once you have answered this, you will have found Love.

See ya

dog gone

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